--- title: "Martha Stewart Food-Baby Costumes: FAIL!" --- [![lbl-masthead.png](https://www.littlebabylump.com/hs-fs/hub/188884/file-312550222.png?width=1504&name=file-312550222.png "lbl-masthead.png")](http://littlebabylump.com) ### Share This Post: [![Share on Facebook](https://static.hubspot.com/final/img/common/icons/social/facebook-24x24.png)](http://www.facebook.com/share.php?u=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.littlebabylump.com%2Fblog%2Fbid%2F219595%2FMartha-Stewart-Food-Baby-Costumes-FAIL%3Futm_medium%3Dsocial%26utm_source%3Dfacebook) [![Share on LinkedIn](https://static.hubspot.com/final/img/common/icons/social/linkedin-24x24.png)](http://www.linkedin.com/shareArticle?mini=true&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.littlebabylump.com%2Fblog%2Fbid%2F219595%2FMartha-Stewart-Food-Baby-Costumes-FAIL%3Futm_medium%3Dsocial%26utm_source%3Dlinkedin) [![Share on Twitter](https://static.hubspot.com/final/img/common/icons/social/twitter-24x24.png)](https://twitter.com/intent/tweet?original_referer=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.littlebabylump.com%2Fblog%2Fbid%2F219595%2FMartha-Stewart-Food-Baby-Costumes-FAIL%3Futm_medium%3Dsocial%26utm_source%3Dtwitter&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.littlebabylump.com%2Fblog%2Fbid%2F219595%2FMartha-Stewart-Food-Baby-Costumes-FAIL%3Futm_medium%3Dsocial%26utm_source%3Dtwitter&source=tweetbutton&text=Martha%20Stewart%20Food-Baby%20Costumes%3A%20FAIL%21) [![Share on Pinterest](https://static.hubspot.com/final/img/common/icons/social/pinterest-24x24.png)](http://pinterest.com/pin/create/button/?url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.littlebabylump.com%2Fblog%2Fbid%2F219595%2FMartha-Stewart-Food-Baby-Costumes-FAIL%3Futm_medium%3Dsocial%26utm_source%3Dpinterest&media=) [![Share on Email](https://static.hubspot.com/final/img/common/icons/social/email-24x24.png)](mailto:?subject=Check%20out%20https%3A%2F%2Fwww.littlebabylump.com%2Fblog%2Fbid%2F219595%2FMartha-Stewart-Food-Baby-Costumes-FAIL%3Futm_medium%3Dsocial%26utm_source%3Demail%20&body=Check%20out%20https%3A%2F%2Fwww.littlebabylump.com%2Fblog%2Fbid%2F219595%2FMartha-Stewart-Food-Baby-Costumes-FAIL%3Futm_medium%3Dsocial%26utm_source%3Demail) ## [Martha Stewart Food-Baby Costumes: FAIL!](https://www.littlebabylump.com/blog/bid/219595/Martha-Stewart-Food-Baby-Costumes-FAIL) Posted by [Pamela Vaughan](https://www.littlebabylump.com/author/pamela-vaughan) Oct 7, 2008 12:56:14 PM Okay - what is with the world's fetish with the babies-as-food thing? This is even worse than the [baby shower Cake Wrecks](http://littlebabylump.com/2008/08/15/creepy-pregnant-cake-wrecks/) because now, actual humans are involved. Seriously, this makes me want to stop sharing those food analogies the sites I read use to describe my baby's growing size. Baby Lump is getting too big to be compared to single servings of food anyway, unless I'm planning on chowing down on a whole meatloaf or something. Have a look, and see what I mean .... [youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-wj6ppCYM8&hl=en&fs=1] My friend, [Yianni](http://twitter.com/yiannig/statuses/950227490) is right - [Martha](http://www.marthastewart.com/affiliateinfo) should go back to jail for this one. Those poor babies. These are the cruelest baby costumes ever! There's no way Baby Lump's first Halloween will be spent as a lemon meringue pie or a boiled and plated lobster. That apple pie baby looks like she's in a food coma. No wonder "Caesar salad baby" doesn't want to cooperate ... In weekly updates, Baby Lump now weighs two full pounds and measures about 14 inches long (as long as he/she isn't gearing up to be a [Paul Bunyan-type baby](http://littlebabylump.com/2008/10/01/little-baby-lump-the-next-paul-bunyan/)). He/she has also started working on that birthday hairdo and should be growing some cute little baby fuzz by now. According to many Web sites, this week marks the last week in my second trimester, so apparently I'm about two-thirds of the way there. 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