I can't tell you how many times James and I have been injured by our baby.� We've been headbutted, pierced by his razor sharp fingernails (I swear they're made of teeny tiny razor blades), pinched, slapped, kicked in the groin ... you name it.� If you have kids or read this article, then you understand a little bit better what we've been going through.

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So when I saw this MadTV sketch parody of the early 90s disaster programs Fox used to air, I totally related.� Hilarious, and on some level, so true!

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